John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, his name is my name too! Whenever he goes out, you hear them scream and shout THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT!
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Here he comes walking down the street, you see him too, board up the windows and doors, hide under the floor, because he'll soon have you.
Here he comes walking to your home, he smells a victim too, he's opening the door, sees you under the floor, now he has you too.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, his name is your name too, whenever you go out, you hear them scream and shout, DON'T MAKE ME JUST LIKE YOU!